Haikus of Life's Greatest Treats

There once was a bus
This bus was on a mission
It's THE Desertbus

(This haiku is about a video game known as "Desert Bus", this video game has managed to change my life in so many ways I can't even begin to explain. Another player, and I quote, described the game as "not being a game, so much as an experience", it also displays the "beautiful, varied scenery of the southwest United States." Another review discussed how bored they were with their currently owned applications... "then, like a shimmering oasis, Desert Bus appeared.". The final quote: "If only Skyrim and Arkham City had the scope and attention to detail that Desert Bus does.")

Living black and white
The yin-yang of all nature
A panda bear sleeps

(Pandas are without doubt the greatest gift that god ever provided to this sinful earth. A panda is the silver lining to all the rainy clouds in the sky, and can change the world for the good of mankind. The gentle giant does not always have to be gentle, when the time comes it will show its true colors. Eventually a dragon king will arise from this hollow earth and enslave all of humanity... until the reversed panda is born. The reversed panda is unlike all others because its body parts are the opposite from all it's counterparts. The ears are white and the face is black with white circles around the eyes - it's ever piercing eyes. It is believed that it can cut through a solid block of diamond just by looking at it with the slightest amount of aggression engrained within it's gaze. When the time comes you will have to choose your side, Dragon king. Or Panda.)

A good exercise
To be crafting perfection
Haiku's forever

(This haiku is about well... haikus.)

The best birth control
They ruin all that is good
Other peoples kids

(This is the final one, it is about how the bastard child that won't stop crying in the movie theater makes all people hate every kid forever. These are the children that make me want to never endure the pain of having a child and needlessly spend money on stuff that they will either destroy or quit. Then there is always that one kind of okay kid that doesn't make all sane people want to die and resets this entire hatred for me. Teaching swim lessons I come across one good kid in about every twenty, the other nineteen are just... birth control. They make me realize how horrible one of them living with me would truly be. Now it's not that I don't like the other kids, teaching them might be really enjoyable because of the funny things they say or do. However, those funny things will only be funny for so long, and I know if I had to deal with these children all day every day I would not be capable of maintaining a healthy mental state.)


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-UsedtobeSadeeiq