Sick Day

My day today:

1. Woke up to the third alarm I have set. Still hit the snooze button.

2. Realized that it hurts to swallow.

3. Stood up and began coughing.

4. Collapsed due to the surprise attack from my lungs.

5. Went back to bed.

6. Got woken up by Tyson (my older brother) who told me I was late for school.

7. Shook my head no and went back to bed.

8. I woke up hours later and texted my mom, telling her I was at home sick.

9. Panicked and realized I had to teach a swim lesson and lifeguard tonight.

10. Texted everyone I could think of that might be able to cover me and hoped for the best.

11. Finally found people who could cover me... I will repay them with cookies.

12. Mom came home and brought me 4 different kinds of cough drops, some advil... and deodorant (still not sure if she was trying to imply that I smelled bad.)

13. Took medicine and went back to sleep.

14. Drank an entire 2-liter of sprite, eat a bowl of fruity pebbles, and started to watch Family Guy. Immediately fell asleep.

15. Woke up and made a blog.

My day normally:

1. Wake up to third alarm set. Still hit the snooze button.

2. Stand up and lose vision due to a rush of blood to the head.

3. Walk into bathroom, wet hands and pat hair down. 

4. Cook two fried eggs, eat with a toasted bagel.

5. Go downstairs and collect two socks, does not matter if they match or not.

6. Leave house and go out to car, laugh at each exhale because the air is so cold it looks like smoke.

7. Go to school. Struggle to do homework from last night in the class right before it is due.

8. Forget everything that happened at school and walk across the street to work.

9. Teach swim lessons, struggle to find a way to tell a kid they have a giant booger leaking out of their nose without being obvious. 

10. Give up and just tell them there is a booger on their face.

11. Dry off and beg brother to bring food. Fail.

12. Finish off the night at work then go home and open laptop to do homework.

13. Watch youtube videos.

14. Look at time and only do one assignment.

15. Go to bed.