Sunday, June 8, 2014

The Most Under-Appreciated Inventions

Today I will outline the most under-appreciated inventions, or utilities available for humans in today's modern society. This topic was influenced by a good friend of mine who has a really awesome blog about really awesome subjects. The following items will be listed in no specific order other than the order in which I think of them.

1. Toilet Paper:

Toilet paper is a fundamental part of nearly everyone's daily life, and without it many of us would be much more vile creatures than we are today. It not only assists us reaching a satisfactory completion of doing our business, but also contributes to combatting nose-bleeds. In addition to those incredible purposes it also doubles over as a great tissue, I only recommend two-ply when using as tissue though.

2. Numbers:

Numbers are a way humans have enabled themselves to interpret and explain the universe, yet people just view numbers as... well numbers. Without numbers we would have no way to make any sort of calculations so just about everything used by humanity today would have never existed.

3. Zipties:

Zipties, while not as useful as numbers, are very interesting and scary things. They can not only be used to make electronics packaging a mission to open, but also as handcuffs. If they are that difficult to break then who is to say than one can't be strangled to death by a zip tie? They are traps and deadly weapons.

4. Sunscreen:

Helping prevent skin cancer more and more every day.

5. Steel:

Steel is used for such a huge variety of reasons, from jewelry to weapons. Without steel I would not be able to represent the immense fashion that I do; a turtleneck and chain all day every day.




This post will be edited as I think up more ideas.

1 comment:

  1. Turtleneck and chain. I don't like that, and I'm not kidding.

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