Knowledge

                                          A vegetarian in their true form, a rare sight to see.

Humanity has always had an insatiable thirst for knowledge and understanding of how things work. Obviously there are exceptions to this generalization of humanity, the individuals who don't care and are uninterested due to being caught up is something else like trying to learn how to unicycle backwards (one of the hardest things I have ever tried). I would definitely categorize myself as the "normal" person in having the desire to understand everything that happens. The root of all knowledge is ideas, or theories that support what is known. Therefore, I love the spread of ideas -- ideas provide entirely new perspectives and provokes thoughts that could've never been reached before. I actually loathe writing, all forms of it... but ideas are easily spread by writing and because of that I will write something that shines a light on the true intentions of vegetarianism.

So as we all know vegetarians do not consume beef, which comes from cows. Cows however, release an immense amount of gas into the air whenever farting or burping. Methane is found in cow farts and heats up the atmosphere up to 23 times as much as carbon dioxide. The United Nations stated that cows have a larger impact on the environment than cars and trucks. In Argentina it was found that 30% of the greenhouse gases could be attributed to the cows powerful greenhouse gas.  Now, there are two ways to stop the destruction of Earth from these hell-beasts; one way is to try and transfer a bacteria from kangaroo stomachs that nullify the impact of these gases via chemical reactions between the methane and bacteria. Alternatively, we can just eat all of the most delicious steaks, burgers and tri-tips until the threat is eliminated. Vegetarians are also only eating plants, do you know what plants do? They release oxygen. You know what humans need to survive? Oxygen. So not only are the traitors (vegetarians) tainting the air quality with a higher concentration of methane but they are also eliminating a necessary resource for humans to survive. Eat beef. Prevent the eradication of mankind. Halt the rise of the vegetarians.

Okay thanks for reading.

-UsedtobeSadeeiq