Going Camping

Hey everyone! So I am going to be on a trip for a week and will not have any time to work on my writing let alone post anything. So I regret to inform you that a new post is not likely to be up until about a week from now, a little more actually. I do have good news though! I have added another half year to my life story so year 17 is pretty much completed now... so if you get really incredibly bored that is always an open option.

Alright thanks guy! Cedric the Pygmy Part 2 is in its final stages before being officially published on the blog and hopefully this week of camping will inspire me with more awesome ideas for writing.

-UsedtobeSadeeiq

Cedric the Pygmy

I couldn't find a pygmy man picture that I wanted. So instead I got you guys a pygmy goat. Enjoy!

Part 1:

There once was a man named Cedric, he accomplished very great things for a man of his stature. The interesting thing about Cedric was that he was a pygmy man among a society of average sized humans. His entire life he had felt as if he was destined for something great, and there was a deep power growing within him.... Unfortunately his life took a turn for the worst when he got bullied mercilessly through school and ended up making a living by being a bank robber.

*cue cliché song while camera pans over to reveal Cedric peeling out in an aged Ford Taurus*

Cedric looks over at his accomplice Liam, they had just succeeded in taking stealing 2 million dollars from a swiss bank.

"So the terms set are 60-40."
"I dont know C, I think we should just go 50-50."
"I found the target and developed the plan, you were just along for the ride Liam. You'd be nothing without me. It's 60-40."

Liam continues to try and talk his way into a larger cut, but Cedric doesn't go for it. They stop at a barn and begin to unload the money into a vault, then they hear a car pull up outside.

"Who the hell is that?", asked Liam.
"I dont know, did you invite any friends? We should be the only people around here for miles..."

Cedric goes and hides between to bales of hay, Liam is too big to fit and starts to make a run for it. Cedric peeks outside and catches a glimpse of Liam getting shot down about thirty yards from the barn. He waits a few minutes and doesn't hear anything, then suddenly the hay started catching fire, it was starting at the hay just outside the door and making its way over to him. He bolts towards the vault and pockets all the money he can, then immediately turns around to see a man towering over him. The man picks him up and demands the money, Cedric handed about half of the money in his pockets. The man throws him down and begins to walk away, then looks back.

"I dont appreciate being lied to. I know there is more money." he said.
"Alright, I will show you the vault." Cedric motions to the vault and opens it, the remaining money rests in there. He feels inside his pockets to make sure he still has some.
"Is this a joke? I'm going to give you one more chance to come clean. Hand me all that you have, or you are going to force my hand."
Cedric begins to run for the door, but the man was too fast and caught him. He lifted Cedric up real high then threw his body on the floor - he laid there lifeless as his pockets were emptied.

...


A small light appeared.

"He is awake! He's up! Ma come look!"

Cedric raised his head and saw a women and a little boy. He tried to speak but nothing came out... and everything fell back to darkness.

"He is trying to rest Chris, just leave him alone. He will come 'round soon enough."


To be continued...



Hey guys so I've been really bored and struggling for material to write about that isn't a bit repetitive. So I know this section is a little iffy but everything has to start somewhere and I promise you this is going places. I've recently been pretty busy and stressed out with life due to a series of unexpected events, but it should all pass soon. That means I will be able to commit more time to blogging and writing, I am pleased to see that my audience is still growing despite my inconsistencies and thank you guys so much. Whenever I get a little sad it is always refreshing to come here and see how many people are appreciating my works.


-UsedtobeSadeeiq

Tattoo, and Other Fun News

"We all walk around with a million faces"

Hey readers (all 5 of you now) so I figured I would share some news with you since I've been struggling to think of a good topic.

For starters I got a tattoo, it is the day my grandpa passed away in roman numerals. Kind of funny though because the day was on 9-11 so I have 9-11-2013 on my back. (IX-XI-MMXIII)

I was done teaching swim lessons because I won't be able to teach for the month of July due to a trip and the tattoo, until my boss decided its okay for me to just teach from outside of the pool... Really looking forward to dealing with all the angry parents.

This will be my last full month of living in Colorado Springs until next summer, I leave for Montana August 18th.

I decided to start writing raps... we shall see how that actually turns out. Hopefully I will be posting one up here soon.

I will gone the week of the 13-19th and will be at a camp having too much fun to blog.

I finally succeeded in finding a friend who appreciates Cloud Cult like I do. The most under-appreciated band in existence. Just listen to this and resist the urge to buy all their music.

Went to this place called graffiti falls for the first time last night, super fun place. I strongly recommend going there to anyone who lives in the Colorado Springs area.

Managed to squeeze in a trip to this really awesome museum downtown, I saw a bunch of old dental supplies and have never been as thankful for modern dentistry.


Alright thats a wrap. I gotta go run some errands. Until next time!

-Usedtobesadeeiq